[Raleigh Becket is not-- he's a little-- not, okay he's pretty drunk. He won't admit it, but he is because he's a fucking lightweight to begin with and one can only have so much shitty beer in five years and none of it was nearly enough in one sitting to get him anything besides mildly buzzed and he might have saved the world, might have closed the breach, might have nearly died in the process but he's just like a sixteen year old girl sometimes.
Right now it's because he's pretty sure he's in love with Mako but also pretty convinced right now that they're never going to date because she's never given him any indication otherwise.
It's been like six months since Pitfall but drunk Raleigh's brain doesn't care about that right now.]
I love the blue streak in her hair. It's awesome. It's hot.
it's wonderful is what it is and that was already in my autofill haha
[ raleigh's always been a hilarious drunk. he's an even more hilarious drunk when he ends up with his head in alison's lap and starts rambling about how in love he is with his co-pilot. who isn't stupid but really needs to open her eyes a little more because the two of them are mad for each other and apparently they're the only people who can't see it.
but that's a conversation for a time when alison isn't laughing at drunk raleigh and petting him.
i mean--running her fingers through his hair. ]
You've got it bad, puppy. Next thing you know you're going to be waxing poetic about her cardigans.
[Oh that hand in his hair is nice-- wait, what did she just call him?
To be fair, it's perfectly logical that he and Mako are taking this slow. Because she just lost her father figure and she's grieving and they kind of got to know each other really well in about thirty six hours, that slowing down afterwards actually seems nice.
He just. Really wants to kiss her. And maybe get a little boob grab in, is that so much to ask.]
I'll even do it in French. Je t'aime tu sweater, Mako.
[Yeah, that's not... really a good sentence in French but A for effort, Rals.]
[ he's in her phone as ANNOYING LABRADOODLE, he really should've expected to be called puppy sooner.
and for the record, it's really hilarious when he starts trying to talk in french while he's drunk. so hilarious that alison is having a really, really, really hard time trying not to laugh at him and his inability to pronounce anything. ]
Only you would compliment someone's sweater instead of something normal like their eyes or their hair.
[... didn't he already say something about her hair? Or did he just think that really loudly and never actually said it out loud, he actually-- cannot remember at this point.]
What's that supposed to mean? I like her sweaters. I like sweaters... in general, Alison but Mako has very nice... sweaters.
[They way he says that, sweaters sounds like 'boobs']
[He's also drunk enough to be offended that Alison is talking about Mako's boobs. Because he should be the only one who gets to do that. Or something. Obviously, Mako can talk about her own boobs if she wants but Raleigh claims dibs on the rest of it.
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idk what this is excuse me
Right now it's because he's pretty sure he's in love with Mako but also pretty convinced right now that they're never going to date because she's never given him any indication otherwise.
It's been like six months since Pitfall but drunk Raleigh's brain doesn't care about that right now.]
I love the blue streak in her hair. It's awesome. It's hot.
it's wonderful is what it is and that was already in my autofill haha
but that's a conversation for a time when alison isn't laughing at drunk raleigh and petting him.
i mean--running her fingers through his hair. ]
You've got it bad, puppy. Next thing you know you're going to be waxing poetic about her cardigans.
ashbdfa i say this a lot apparently
To be fair, it's perfectly logical that he and Mako are taking this slow. Because she just lost her father figure and she's grieving and they kind of got to know each other really well in about thirty six hours, that slowing down afterwards actually seems nice.
He just. Really wants to kiss her. And maybe get a little boob grab in, is that so much to ask.]
I'll even do it in French. Je t'aime tu sweater, Mako.
[Yeah, that's not... really a good sentence in French but A for effort, Rals.]
you do indeed
and for the record, it's really hilarious when he starts trying to talk in french while he's drunk. so hilarious that alison is having a really, really, really hard time trying not to laugh at him and his inability to pronounce anything. ]
Only you would compliment someone's sweater instead of something normal like their eyes or their hair.
i just write a lot of weird shit okay
What's that supposed to mean? I like her sweaters. I like sweaters... in general, Alison but Mako has very nice... sweaters.
[They way he says that, sweaters sounds like 'boobs']
y you do
Yeah, she really does have nice boobs, doesn't she?
[ puppy, you are so transparent. ]
dont judge me!!
So he nudges his head into her stomach.]
Don't talk about her boobs when she's not around.
never
Oh, so I can talk about them when she is around?
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Not everyone's a giant like you, Raleigh.]
No! No, don't do that. Don't talk to her. Alison, what do I do?
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Ask her out, you dumbass. It's not like she's going to say no.
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Says who. She can do way better. She should say no.