[ he's in her phone as ANNOYING LABRADOODLE, he really should've expected to be called puppy sooner.
and for the record, it's really hilarious when he starts trying to talk in french while he's drunk. so hilarious that alison is having a really, really, really hard time trying not to laugh at him and his inability to pronounce anything. ]
Only you would compliment someone's sweater instead of something normal like their eyes or their hair.
[... didn't he already say something about her hair? Or did he just think that really loudly and never actually said it out loud, he actually-- cannot remember at this point.]
What's that supposed to mean? I like her sweaters. I like sweaters... in general, Alison but Mako has very nice... sweaters.
[They way he says that, sweaters sounds like 'boobs']
[He's also drunk enough to be offended that Alison is talking about Mako's boobs. Because he should be the only one who gets to do that. Or something. Obviously, Mako can talk about her own boobs if she wants but Raleigh claims dibs on the rest of it.
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you do indeed
and for the record, it's really hilarious when he starts trying to talk in french while he's drunk. so hilarious that alison is having a really, really, really hard time trying not to laugh at him and his inability to pronounce anything. ]
Only you would compliment someone's sweater instead of something normal like their eyes or their hair.
i just write a lot of weird shit okay
What's that supposed to mean? I like her sweaters. I like sweaters... in general, Alison but Mako has very nice... sweaters.
[They way he says that, sweaters sounds like 'boobs']
y you do
Yeah, she really does have nice boobs, doesn't she?
[ puppy, you are so transparent. ]
dont judge me!!
So he nudges his head into her stomach.]
Don't talk about her boobs when she's not around.
never
Oh, so I can talk about them when she is around?
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Not everyone's a giant like you, Raleigh.]
No! No, don't do that. Don't talk to her. Alison, what do I do?
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Ask her out, you dumbass. It's not like she's going to say no.
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Says who. She can do way better. She should say no.