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[munitioned]

prompts, starters, blank comments... you know the drill

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dont judge me!!

[raleighs]

[He's also drunk enough to be offended that Alison is talking about Mako's boobs. Because he should be the only one who gets to do that. Or something. Obviously, Mako can talk about her own boobs if she wants but Raleigh claims dibs on the rest of it.

So he nudges his head into her stomach.]

Don't talk about her boobs when she's not around.

never

[munitioned]

[ raleigh you are absolutely ridiculous. ]

Oh, so I can talk about them when she is around?

[raleighs]

[You're ridiculous Alison Choi, you know why? Because your husband is a hobbit and who marries a hobbit.

Not everyone's a giant like you, Raleigh.]

No! No, don't do that. Don't talk to her. Alison, what do I do?

[munitioned]

[ tendo is not a hobbit!! he's fun sized. ]

Ask her out, you dumbass. It's not like she's going to say no.

[raleighs]

[Hobbits are fun. Hobbits drink and eat a lot and Raleigh could totally get on board with both of those things.]

Says who. She can do way better. She should say no.