I might do it anyways. Or at least slap him upside the head until he gets a clue.

[ if clue bats were a real thing, alison would have hit yancy in the ass with it a long time ago. she really loves him. he's one of her best friends and her family in all the way that matters. but sometimes he is such a dumbass. it makes her want to rip her hair out.

especially when it ends up in both naomi and alison's front room a mess. the bottle of tequila and the ashtray both get stashed in the kitchen, and then alison tugs tendo into their bedroom. no need to have this conversation somewhere where it might wake naomi up. ]

You're really upset about this, aren't you?